I'm worse today than yesterday. It's taking every ounce of energy I have just to type these words. I'm not sure if I'm going to make it till the morning. I think it's quite brave of me to forfeit my health to report these facts to you. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice. Thanks to Scott for sending this clip that I think should be required viewing for all women, or at least my wife.
P.S It's not really that bad but my wife just walked in and made the comment, "Not too sick to play on the computer I see"
5 comments:
Um...I guess this is where I offer you soup?
I had to blog that forward, thanks ... oh, and get well soon :)
I say you go buy a liver from the butcher, fake a really bad coughing fit and then throw the liver on the floor. when she comes into the room to see what happened, say, "i'm not sure, but that just flew out of me"
then she'll be sorry.
Use illness as a sort of vacation. Get on the couch under a comfy blanket and give in to unconsciousness, it's what I do.
Dynagirl- I would just be happy with the "poor bunny".
Di- Thanks :)
Furiousball- It's a great idea but instead of sorry her reaction would more likely be:
"That thing better not stain the carpet.....and clean it up before the dog eats it!"
Scott- I'm trying to do that very thing. The problem is the constant cries of "Daddy!" or "Jeff!" that keep interrupting me.
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