I will officially be back in school Monday after an almost twenty year break. Today I hit the campus bookstore to pick up my textbooks. My wife decided she wanted to tag along to check out the school with me. I've been a few times before to talk to advisors, sign up for classes, etc. and each time I felt very out of place. I'll be 40 this year which or course is over twice the age of most of my fellow students.
I normally don't have much of a wandering eye (hey, I'm still a guy) but it seemed to be an extraordinarily high number of attractive college girls out there today. I was wise enough to keep my thoughts to myself however. It didn't take long for my wife to notice though and she said something to the effect of, "I bet it's going to be rough on you being surrounded by all these hot, young chicks." Now normally I use humor to diffuse a tense situation but something about the look in her eyes told me to tread very carefully. I replied, "Once you've had one nubile twenty year old goddess, you've had them all...and that's my intention...to have them all!" No, I didn't actually say that. I'm here typing this, right? I assured her I had no interest in anything other than studying which seemed to make her happy.
Friday, January 9, 2009
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I went back to school about six years ago and I noticed that the girls seemed hotter than they were when I was eighteen. But maybe I just wasn't paying attention back then.
Just you wait until you're stuck in a class with them all yakking inane crap on their cellphones about American Idol until you want to kill them.
Or maybe that's just me.
On the other hand freshman guys are way dorkier than I remembered, and not dorky in a good way.
Good idea...
Good luck!!!
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