Nazi Zombies! Run!!!

I really wish I had thought of this...Thanks to my friend Linda for sharing.

Is this typical of husbands?

Earlier today I went to the fridge to get a drink and noticed an open can of soda on one of the shelves. Since I wasn't very thirsty and no one in our house is currently sick, I took a sip. I immediately regretted my decision since it was flat and nasty. A few hours later I was working on our floors (We are in the process of refinishing our hardwood floors-more to come on that later) when from the kitchen I heard my wife say, "BLECH!!!". I immediately knew what had happened and realized I must have put the flat soda back in the fridge. I swear, I didn't do it intentionally.

Remember in the Terminator movie when a guy comes knocking on Arnold Schwarzenegger's door asking why his room smells like a dead cat? Then the camera view changes to show what the Terminator sees along with a list of possible replies such as:

• I'm sorry.
• Go away.
• Leave me alone.
• Fuck you asshole.

Well I operate in a similar manner. After I heard my wife's exclamation of "BLECH!!!" my Terminator screen displayed the following option of possible replies:

• What happened?
  
• I'm sorry Honey, I did the same thing and should have thrown it away.
• Must have been the kids.
• I heard on the news some sicko is running around leaving flat sodas in people's refrigerators.
• HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
  
• Sucks to be you!

Obviously I should have chosen the second option but I didn't. Instead I ignored them all and said nothing. I'm not proud of my decision but I had no other option. It's how they programmed me.